'You Beautiful Bastard' Swear Word Birthday Card

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A marble effect, swear word birthday card for anyone who deserves a back handed compliment on their birthday!

This funny birthday card is a modern alternative to traditional 'Happy Birthday' cards and is sure to be appreciated by people that love a bit of banter, especially on their birthday. It reads 'Merry birthday you beautiful bastard!'  and if a gesture as cheeky as this one doesn't have them smiling, we don't know what will!

A quirky birthday card to give to friends, family, colleagues, neighbours and any other beautiful bastard you know.

Card left blank inside for your own personal message, but don't forget we can hand write the message for you and send it directly to save you time***

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***Please note: If selecting this option, no pricing information or receipt will be included with your card. Your message will be neatly handwritten exactly as it appears in the box so please ensure all spellings are correct (paying particular attention to the recipient's delivery address when checking out)


Made from:
Digitally printed onto acid-free, FSC certified white 300gsm hammered card, supplied with a crisp white envelope.

Please note that colours may differ from screen to screen and therefore may appear slightly differently in life.

14.5cm x 14.5cm

Orders are currently sent out on Mondays and Thursdays (cut off time for ordering is 12pm on those days).

Where Standard delivery is selected, estimated delivery will be 2-3 working days from dispatch.

Where next day delivery is selected, delivery will be the next working day after dispatch.