‘Holy Shit You’re Old!’ Funny Milestone Birthday Card

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A funny birthday card that pokes fun at getting older!

This cheeky birthday card has just the right sentiment for friends and loved ones that appreciate a bit of banter on their special day. Perfect for special age and milestone birthdays, where nobody really wants to admit their age anymore, the offensive card reads, 'Holy Shit You're Old!' and is ideal for anyone who doesn't take their age too seriously. 

A rather insulting, humorous birthday card to give to friends, family, colleagues, neighbours and anyone else who could do with a reminder that they're not getting any younger!  


This card is blank inside for your own personal message, but don't forget we can write the message for you and send it directly to save you time***

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Made from:
Digitally printed onto acid-free, FSC certified white 300gsm hammered card, supplied with a crisp white envelope.

Please note that colours may differ from screen to screen and therefore may appear slightly differently in life.

14.5cm x 14.5cm

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Where Standard delivery is selected, estimated delivery will be 2-3 working days from dispatch.

Where next day delivery is selected, delivery will be the next working day after dispatch.